After this, it's friends only from here on out, so scamper off, bitches!

I don't know you. I probably never will. Your screaming face will be hidden behind the smoke from machines and the glow of the spotlights as I hit the cues to the next song.
I may fuck you, I may fight you, I may whip your ass from here to the next year in awards, but you will never touch me. You will never taste me. And yet, I am everything to your life, because the music I create with my band will forever change your world.

Arrogant? Sure.
Elitest? Definitely.
Asshole? Always.

Brothers and sisters, minions and slaves, lords and ladies, I am The Reverend, drummer of Avenged Sevenfold. I am The Reverend Bartholomew Plague, singer of Pinkly Smooth, and if you fucking value your life, you will not fuck with me.

Now that that's out of the way, who am I?

Grew up in Southern California, the name is Jimmy Sullivan, but I just dare you, if you are not my friend, to call me Jimmy. I played drums in a band called Suburban Legends for awhile, but didn't last too much. I've done some stints in and out of jail, hey, everyone has their moments. Mostly just for petty fights, but that's alright ya know? Only a few nervous times, like when they weren't sure that guy would get out of the hospital, or the armed holdup with the police officer that ended up hanging out the car...but that's another story for another day.
You know what? This is all another story for another day, you wanna know me? Ask me.
Fucking Christ on a stick, I don't know how I get talked into these things.